A TRESURE TROVE OF USSLESS INFORMATION 3

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#11 Do you know what this means?
Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 ME
It means Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
#12 Do you know some REAL alternitives to toilet paper???? (And if you didn't see it, REAL)
Water-Hands- Newspapers or mags -Leaves -Stones- Shells- Feathers- Corn cobs- Rope- Sticks- Sand- Rags- Wet sponge- Money.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#13 Do you know some soccer fanzines with funny names?
  • Linesman you're rubbish...................Aberystwyth Town
  • Only the lonely...................................Airdrie
  • Shots in the dark...............................Aldershot
  • The ugly duckling.............................Aylesbury United
  • Revenge of the killer penguin.........Bath City
  • 4,000 Holes...................................Blackburn Rovers
  • Our flag's been to Wembly...........Braintree Town
  • Beesotted.....................................Brentford
  • And Smith must score..................Brighton and Hove albion
  • Addikted......................................Charlton Athletic
  • Super Dario Land.......................Crewe Alexandra
  • Mission impossible.....................Darlington
  • The Gibbering Clairvoyant........Dumbarton
  • It's half past four...and we're 2-0 down....Dundee
  • One team in Dundee................Dundee United
  • Away from the numbers...........East Fife
  • We'll score again!....................Exter City
  • Sing when we're Fishing.........Grimsby Town
  • Crying time again...................Hamilton Academicals
  • Monkey Buissness.................Hartelepool Town
  • Still mustn't grumble..............Hearts
  • From hull to enternity............Hull City
  • To elland back......................Leeds United
  • The keeper looks like Evis...Kidderminister Harriers
  • Where's the money gone?...Leicester City
  • Another Wasted Corner.....Liverpool
  • Mad as a Hatter.................Luton Town
  • Dial M for Methyr.............Merthyr Town
  • No one likes us................Millwall
  • Waiting for the great leap foward......Motherwelll