A+TRESURE+TROVE+OF+USSLESS+INFORMATION+3

__//**#11**//__ Do you know what this means? Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 ME It means Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

__//**#12**//__ Do you know some REAL alternitives to toilet paper???? (And if you didn't see it, REAL ) Water-Hands- Newspapers or mags -Leaves -Stones- Shells- Feathers- Corn cobs- Rope- Sticks- Sand- Rags- Wet sponge- Money. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

__//**#13**//__ Do you know some soccer fanzines with funny names?
 * Linesman you're rubbish...................Aberystwyth Town
 * Only the lonely...................................Airdrie
 * Shots in the dark...............................Aldershot
 * The ugly duckling.............................Aylesbury United
 * Revenge of the killer penguin.........Bath City
 * 4,000 Holes...................................Blackburn Rovers
 * Our flag's been to Wembly...........Braintree Town
 * Beesotted.....................................Brentford
 * And Smith must score..................Brighton and Hove albion
 * Addikted......................................Charlton Athletic
 * Super Dario Land.......................Crewe Alexandra
 * Mission impossible.....................Darlington
 * The Gibbering Clairvoyant........Dumbarton
 * It's half past four...and we're 2-0 down....Dundee
 * One team in Dundee................Dundee United
 * Away from the numbers...........East Fife
 * We'll score again!....................Exter City
 * Sing when we're Fishing.........Grimsby Town
 * Crying time again...................Hamilton Academicals
 * Monkey Buissness.................Hartelepool Town
 * Still mustn't grumble..............Hearts
 * From hull to enternity............Hull City
 * To elland back......................Leeds United
 * The keeper looks like Evis...Kidderminister Harriers
 * Where's the money gone?...Leicester City
 * Another Wasted Corner.....Liverpool
 * Mad as a Hatter.................Luton Town
 * Dial M for Methyr.............Merthyr Town
 * No one likes us................Millwall
 * Waiting for the great leap foward......Motherwelll