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__//**#6**//__ Do you know how to write a haiku?


 * LINE || SYLLBLES || SUGGESTED CONTENT ||
 * 1 || 5 || The subject of the haiku. ||
 * 2 || 7 || What the subject does. ||
 * 3 || 5 || A summerizing punchline. ||


 * Example 1 || Example 2 ||
 * Sunlight on water. || Black-and-white mayhem. ||
 * Dapples the riverbed where || Bounces among the branches ||
 * Hides the spotted trout. || Hungry for baubles. ||


 * //__#7__//** Do you know how to say "excuse me?"

Chinese......................................................................."Dui bu qui" Croatian......................................................................."Oprostite" Dutch..........................................................................."Pardon" French........................................................................."Pardonnez-moi" German......................................................................."Entschuldigung" Greek.........................................................................."Me synchoreite" Iranian(Persian/Farsi)................................................."Bebbakhshid" Italian.........................................................................."Scusi" Japanese..................................................................."Sumimasen" Polish........................................................................."Przepraszam" Russian and Serbian................................................."Izvinite" Spanish....................................................................."Perdon" Swedish...................................................................."Ursakta" Yiddish....................................................................."Antshuldik(t)"

__//**#8**//__ Do you know your lifetime averages? + + +

Time spent eating...............................................3 years Time spent waiting for things..............................3 years Time spent talking..............................................10 years Time spent sleeping...........................................22 years Number of times fingers bent and straightend...25 million Number of smells remembered..........................10,000 Distance traveled on foot....................................22,500km(14,000 miles) Length of hair grown...........................................1,000km (621 miles) Volume of tears shed..........................................65l (14.3 gal) Weight of skin shed.............................................47.5kg (105lb) Number of ballons you could fill with exhaled air.14 million Litres of blood pumped round body.....................380,000l (100,000gal) Number of cells produced....................................750,000 billion Time spent on the loo...........................................6 months

__//**#9**//__ Do you know some abbreviations?
 * AKA................................................Also Known As
 * ASAP.............................................As Soon As Possible
 * DVD...............................................Digital Versitile Disk
 * ETA...............................................Estimated Time Of Arrival
 * ISP................................................Internet Service Provider
 * MRSA...........................................Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus
 * NB................................................Nota Bena (note well)
 * RSVP...........................................Respondez S'il Vous Plait (please reply)
 * TWAIN.........................................Technology Without Any Interesting Name
 * FIFO............................................First In First Out
 * AWOL.........................................Absent Without Leave
 * BYO...........................................Bring Your Own
 * TBC...........................................To Be Confirmed
 * SWAT.......................................Special Weapons And Tactics
 * SCUBA....................................Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

__//**#10**//__ Do you know what kind of maniac you are? (Maniac: A person that is obsessed with somthing) Pyromaniac...........................................................Fire Balletomaniac.......................................................Ballet Islomaniac............................................................Islands Egomaniac...........................................................Yourself Biblomaniac.........................................................Books Dipsomaniac.......................................................Alcohol Antomaniac........................................................Flowers Graphomaniac...................................................Writing Dromomaniac....................................................Running Monomaniac.....................................................One thing Mythomaniac....................................................Lying

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